Those crazy Dutch! Who knows what they’re up to half the time? During a visit to Enkhuizen recently, this early afternoon sighting had me rummaging for my camera phone. Was I really seeing this or was there something more than chilli in the green sauce on my lunchtime pizza? Click. No, there it is.

Is this the ultimate sailing tender, or has a tsunami breached the dykes and swept the IJsselmeer, depositing someone’s pride and joy on the bow of this Dutch barge like the ark on Ararat?